Eat Your Heart Out, Dan Neil!
My analogies are as useless as stickers on fruit, but here goes:
As tedious as a senior texting.
Like putting metal in the microwave.
Hits home with all the impact of a DVD FBI warning.
He's got more rationalizations than a math chapter on square roots.
Like Greece is good for the Euro.
Like putting metal in the microwave.
Hits home with all the impact of a DVD FBI warning.
He's got more rationalizations than a math chapter on square roots.
Like Greece is good for the Euro.
As hot as a jolokia pepper.
Like a Honda owner to his brake pedal.
As someone who takes their marshmallow up front, I just don't feel like waiting.
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