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Eat Your Heart Out, Dan Neil!

My analogies are as useless as stickers on fruit, but here goes:

As tedious as a senior texting.

Like putting metal in the microwave.

Hits home with all the impact of a DVD FBI warning.

He's got more rationalizations than a math chapter on square roots.

Like Greece is good for the Euro.

As hot as a jolokia pepper.

Like a Honda owner to his brake pedal.

As someone who takes their marshmallow up front, I just don't feel like waiting.


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